No seriously....I'm REALLY mad.
Why is it every single time I log into my hotmail I get shit come up like '10 reasons your still single', 'what men really think of your makeup', 'things not to say to guys on a first date, 'how to be the 'one' in 5 easy steps'
thanks for the life advice hotmail, but quite frankly my advice to you is to go fuck the nearest phallic looking object lying around the office.
The problem with today's society is that we just aren't good enough. women are expected to be this android that does things in a venus fly trap manner to 'get her man'. Life isnt all about getting 'your man' by following pointless, and often detrimental advice, its about developing as a person, (not to sound like a douche) and discovering who you are. Who the fuck wants to end up looking like this bitch...
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Maybe I dont CARE what men think of makeup. Jesus christ, unless your a member of the band 'Kiss' then you have NO opinion on why we wear makeup. If we choose to wear bright red lips, or extreme cateyes, or wear enough bronzer to make us look a different ethnicity then we will. I had an ex who hated me in red lipstick, so I wore it all the time just to piss him off.
You wanna know WHY men hate makeup. Its because other dudes will pay you attention. funny how when you meet them, makeup is never an issue, and then all of a sudden, six months down the line its a problem. Also, a little FYI, we wear makeup for US, not for YOU. Its to make us feel better.
Every iconic woman throughout the ages has had her own distinctive makeup style. From Sophia Loren, to Bridgette Bardot (Nars and Mac both have items in their collection named bardot, in homage to her beautiful makeup pallette), to modern day icons such as Beyonce and Kim Kardashian. Lets face it, it makes us feel incredible, and you would never leave the house looking like toasted shit just because some dickhead said you look better without mascara.
Noone looks 'better' without mascara.
Ladies next time a guy tells you to tone it down. Tell him to chuck out all his trainers. Lets see if he's willing to make the compromise.
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