She-ra the Great says...

It's not that season:

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  If you wear Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier.


• If you talk about getting shot.


• If you take pictures with a butters girl, post them on MSN/ BBM/ Facebook/ Twitter/ Myspace (delete as appropriate) to get back at your ex.


• If your status updates are more over share than Kerry Katona on a ‘bad’ day. Or Jordan on a ‘good’ day.


• If you insist on being topless... when the gym has yet to take effect.


• If you're illiterate.


• If you pretend your rich.


• If you're a man who is a bitch.


• If you do trigger fingers in clubs. (Word to the wise? Worse that peace signs)


• If you're obsessed with your ‘whip’- grow a dick.


• If you chat about how many women you’ve shagged on MSN/ BBM/ Facebook/ Twitter/ Myspace. (Delete as appropriate) You're a wasteman.


• If you're a wasteman.


• If you still live with your mum. You're 30. And make a point of publicising it.


• If you use American slang.


• If you use American slang and you're from the British suburbs.


• If you're from the suburbs and you think your ‘hood’.


• If you add girls you don’t know on MSN/ BBM/ Facebook/ Twitter/ Myspace. (Delete as appropriate)


• If you use MSN/ BBM/ Facebook/ Twitter/ Myspace. (Delete as appropriate) to stalk girls.


• If you're a psychopath.


• If you're too bitter for my liking.


• If you take pictures with your rented car.


• If you take pictures of yourself.


• If you take pictures of yourself alone.


• If you take pictures of yourself in mirrors. Alone.


• If you take pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. Alone.


• If you thread or wax your eyebrows.


• If you wear a medallion and stunners.


• If you use the phrases ‘still’ and ‘real talk’ at the beginning and end of every sentence.


• If you take pictures of all money and post it on MSN/ BBM/ Facebook/ Twitter/ Myspace. (Delete as appropriate)


• You try to ‘Mac’ at the bus stop.


• If you ask girls ‘are you gonna bang doe’ or ‘079 me?’


• If you wear a rosary and embellished belt with your ‘tag’ or ‘road’ name


• If you use ‘swagga’ to describe yourself.

Ms.BF’s word: It’s not that season if... you PDA vomit on Facebook/ Twitter/ BBM/ MSN/ Myspace. (Delete as appropriate)

Picture this pathetic scene: If you are in Ayia Napa, wearing Ed Hardy jeans, stunner shades, a medallion, Gucci or Prada Trainers on your feet next to your best friend in his best Lyle and Scott shirt, blaring ‘Are you gonna bang doe’ from your rented car while taking pictures of you and your best friend sitting on the hood, holding shit loads of fake £20 notes that you're going to post on Facebook/ Twitter/ BBM/ MSN/ Myspace (Delete as appropriate)as evidence.

It. Is. REALLY. Not. That. Season.

That is all.

She-re the Great.

The Kool Aid Kid's Ode to Rockabilly Kitsch

I thought, why not share some hidden gems that I love?

I am a huge fan of the 1950's and 60's, some of my style icons include Mae West, Marilyn Monroe and Bette Davis.

I love 1960's Rock'n'Roll, Sock Hops and Dita Von Teese.

....I LOVE rockabilly.



Let this be the beginning of the blog's descent into the Kool Aid Kid's jewellery obssession...

Consider yourself warned ;)

I discovered http://www.ladyluckrulesok.co.uk/ randomly, in a supplement magazine of the Sunday Times in 2008.

And I purchased one of their personalised tattoo name necklaces- a bargain at just £15!

I have since gone on to buy several more pieces, purely because of the price and the look: sugar sweet with an edge.

After learning a little bit more about the rockabilly movement I began to research more online jewellery stores, because these sorts of pieces are not easy to come by n the british high street.

It was then that I discovered http://www.punkypins.co.uk/

They to make personalised necklaces - a bit of a favourite of mine; no one can steal them and pass them off as their own (unless they have the same name as you) and it takes edge off the whole "what's your name?) thing in bars.

WARNING: You may actually think they're staring at your tits- and if you have a difficult name to pronounce/ the other party is drunk you may see them squinting and attempting to sound out the sylables... Oh dear.




Happy Shopping!

XOXO

The Kool Aid Kid

MyBoyFriend'sT-Shirt Myspace... Add us up!

Hey guys,

Take a look at our Myspace and add us up!

http://www.myspace.com/myboyfriendstshirt



Hope to see you soon beautiful people!!!

The Kool Aid Kid xXx

A Lil' Peek At The Kool Aid Kid

"Dont spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting. If I wanted something sugar coated, I'd eat a doughnut."


Spiritual

Unique

Kooky

Easily distracted by shiny things ;)

Suffer from moments of 'blonde'

Big reader

Worlds biggest Dork - and proud!

A huge Gleek!

I wish I was smart enough to be a Nerd- no word of a lie

Have worn glasses since I was nine- and never wanted to get contacts- I blame peer pressure *tut tut* because at 23 I changed my mind

I moved out of home when I was 17

Stage Shy Singer

Easily stressed but I thrive off it

Crafter

Loves bathtime

Empathic

Witty

Blunt

Overly sharp and sometimes lacking in tack (ok, a lot)

Jewellery is a passion

I have an affinity for stones

I want afternoon tea at the Ritz and Louboutin macaroons from Laduree... And my house to look like its come straight out of Laura Ashley interiors catalogue *sigh*

I ♥ the smell of ylang ylang, jasmine, rose, vanilla and musk

If you want me to love you buy me David Aston roses :D

I only drink white wine spritzers! ;)

I'm collecting Tattoo's... 5 at last count

I think piercing's are sexy... 8 at last count...

I want a antique silver dressing table set

I love vintage & market shopping

I ♥ Angelina Jolie, Johny Depp and Wentworth Miller!!! Grrrrr ;)

A good listener

Ever ready with advice and opinions... Sometimes too ready ;)

Huge believer in Karma

Widely read

Believes the kitchen -and dining table, by extension- are the heart of the home

Lacking in patience

Hates people who judge/ bitch/ gossip

Has the tendency to judge/ bitch/ gossip ;)

Wears my heart on my sleeve

I find it easy to love

Fiercely independant, I try rely on myself and find it hard to ask favours of others

Loves a feel good film

Hates horror films

Gangster films are a favourite

Loves animals... but hates pets (of my own)

Finds it easy to trust but has learnt that trust is easily broken

Only has a few true friends... And the bonds are not easily broken

Neurotic

I clean when stressed

I love to cook... Eating is even better... God blessed us by making eating a pleasure as well as a necessity

I think love (and the lack of) has lead to the greatest accomplishments and downfalls of a person/ nation/ world

Hates the slow but eventual degradation of the family unit- and I blame Capitalism...

I believe in what I do, without dedication and vision, success is unachieveable. No matter how many man hours you put in.

I love my work. Period




I love my life. And although my world is small; it's filled and surrounded with truths.

I love my Mama
I have two beautiful children
I love my home; my personal space and to be alone.
I'm a perfectionist
I'm stronger for my experiences
I have no regrets
Everyday I thank God I'm alive and still have the strength and oppurtunity to fight.
Where many are left broken, I am still here; stronger and more willing to fight than those that life has not touched.
I wouldn't say that I'm not afraid, but I refuse not to live my life to the fullest.

Many choose to judge.
I keep my head down, my mouth shut and watch me, myself and I.
...And if others did the same, with positivity in their hearts and a blessing on their lips, maybe, just maybe, we could all transcend.

The one which... I kickstart the blog

"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."

Mae West



Wise words


XOXO The Kool Aid Kid